would you go?

Horror Movie Takes Direction From the Audience <----Clicky

Wow that is pretty sweet, yeah i'd go to something like that.

I would go to it only to mess up the experience for other people.

"Half naked heroine and half naked disposable female is running from knife-wielding killer and comes to a locked door in an empty alleyway...

PRESS 1 IF YOU WANT MISS BIGTITS TO TRY TO BREAK DOWN THE DOOR.

PRESS 2 IF YOU WANT MISS BIGTITS TO STAND IN THE HALLWAY WEEPING LIKE A BITCH

PRESS 3 AND INSERT YOUR OWN CHOICE

Option 3 was chosen by seat 48, one moment...

...

Cindy 1: "Oh no, Cindy! The crazy Paint-By-Numbers Killer™ has trapped us in this alley-way, and our skimpy outfits and floppy bewbs do nothing to open this door! What do we do... Is that Raptor Jesus?

Raptor Jesus: "Ohai, I'm Raptor Jesus my children. It looks like you could use some help, my children."

Cindy 2: "Oh, thank goodness you're here Jesus! We were..."

RJ: "Raptor Jesus, my child."

C2: "Oh, of course Raptor Jesus, my mistake. Anyway, the Paint-By-Numbers Killer™ is chasing us, and we can't get this ominous looking door open! There's also no shower or dark basement where Cindy and I can experiment with our
inevitably stereotypical bisexuality!"

RJ: "That's a sin, my children."

<Raptor Jesus then bites off Cindy2's head while Cindy1 screeches in terror and runs back up into the alleyway,
coincidentally right into the Paint-By-Numbers Killer™'s boat propeller blade hand. Raptor Jesus then chuckles mischievously, brushes the dust off his leather jacket, and jumps on the the roof. Screen goes dark, new credits flash:

LOL!! Now thats a movie I'd go see!